Hello there my little monsters!
I would like to welcome you on my blog and to the wonderful world of Pokémon.
You can call me Pinkie… or Professor Cherryblossom if you prefer.
And that little thingy on the picture next to me? That is a Pokémon.
Some people use Pokémon for fighting, others collect them, be it in handheld games or physical cards, while others yet again, use Pokémon to make dramatic video’s to slander others and ruin everyone’s fun time. These people are called Verli…. uhm I mean big meany poopie heads. I don’t really enjoy these people and I myself I like to use Pokemon to tell stories. So I founded this blog.
Okay, this might not be my true name but it’s still who I am, consider it a nickname given by my original trainer…so you can’t change it anyway.
I am a 32 year old dutch woman, living in the south of her country…in poverty..but you can’t have it all. Due to health issues I can not go out and do a lot so , with the spare time on my hand i decided it would be need if I made something nice, like this blog. I have been a hardcore Pokémon fan since the first game came out. There is a story to that that will be shared somewhere in the near future. I have played through all Pokemon gens when they came out, Johto being my favorite region and Sinnoh being my least favorite. I played through a ton of rom hacks, bonus games and even sometimes still go out to play some good old Pokémon go. I have a few TCG decks, although my recent money and health troubles (related) have stopped me from pursuing that for the time being. I would not say I am the biggest Pokémon fan out there, I am just healthily passionate about the adorable little monsters. I can identify all Pokémon, but I know very little about their stat-totals and move pools, though I am trying to change it a bit. I do host a bi-weekly Pokémon rp, which is the inspiration for my fanfiction that will be on this site, and I love collecting Pokémon knicknacks. I am not a dedicated battler or shiny hunter… all Pokémon deserve love not just the strong and the shinies, and that is very defining for my mindset. I just wanna have fun, like that 80’s song (at least I think it’s 80’s .. music is my kryptonite) says I would.
So with that in mind, I am not an expert on lore, or the science behind things, please keep that in mind when you scold at me or tell me I am an idiot for thinking Shuckles defensive stat is 250 rather then 230. I am frail…so if you tell me I am an idiot I WILL cry…. So I ask you “Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really wanna make me cry?!” Well … easy enough.. please don’t.
About the Blog
So what will this weird crybaby mature women playing children’s games bring to the proverbial blogging table? Well , I wish to tell stories , opinions and in general share my mind on all things concerning Pokémon. I planned to do this on Youtube originally but as for right now that is to much of a financial commitment to do right. Like over a hundred euros for an external hard drive… that’s a lot of food I can buy for that… so let’s use a medium, I have used in the past and for a while even professionally first, while we set that up.
I need scripts anyway..might as well turn it into a blog first. So I will follow a bit of a “youtubey” structure in my articles. I will try to upload an article on a near daily basis. Each day determining what type of content there will be. I love alliteration so that’s how I came up with my schedule. Which I now will proudly present and explain a bit
On these days I will highlight a specific Pokémon, talk in depth about it , which can range from just discussing the pokémon to an article about pluches or even what hat looks best on Pikachu.
“Top 5” Tuesdays
If you have no idea what that could entail, you might want to ask your mother if she drank while she was expecting you.
Here we take some classic stories or staples in the Pokémon world and apply some modifiers and alterations to them, little alternative stories of tales we all know and love.
The science , dark plots and big ponderings will be dealt with on thursdays, maybe things are not what they seem… maybe Eevee will get a new eeveelution? Maybe Pikachu is not real? Stuff like this and more will be discussed #Illuminaticonfirmed. “Fan-Fiction” Fridays
Here I tell you the stories I have come up with myself of course they are Pokémon themed.
At first I will follow the story of my Pokémon RP Campagin, following six adventureres , in a world where Pokémon have only suddenly appeared 100 years ago, when Ultra-Space was first being explored. Mew lands in a world without Pokémon and does his thing… and then…
Would it have been youtube these would have been Showdown Saturdays.. batteling video’s but this is not suitable for this format, so instead on Saturdays I am not bound by any rules. I can write about a nice romhack or fangame I played.. I could talk about scandals in the Pokémon world.. or reminisce on how good Pokémon snap was. As long as it has something to do with Pokémon.. it’s good enough for “Something-Something” Saturdays
Sundays I have my Pokémon tabletop RP so I am not as likely to upload on this day. If I do it will most likely be stuff like “blog updates” and general Pokémon news and such. A summary of what happend the past week in the world of Pokémon and my blog. As this blog is in fact a channel update.. it will be flagged as a Weekends “Weekly”
I have a full team of six rules for this blog, they are all pretty simple but I WILL cry, if you don’t follow them.
Rule 1: On this blog no one opinion is ever right, just opinions. Feel free to disagree with me when I say Sylveon is the best Pokémon, however it’s all opinions. When commenting please try to phrase stuff like “I think you are wrong” rather than “Idiot .. everyone knows that…” I will apply a burn-heal to all comments that claim to know better and factually., I do not want a saltwar on this blog.
Rule 2: No matter what type you are, you will be allowed. If you are a fairy you are just as welcome as if you were normal, as per such I will disallow comments like “OMG you choose bulbasaur? Thats fucking gay” If Hector Ortiz comments you are disallowed to tell him to “go back to Mexico and learn how to properly play the game” If you are being toxic I will shove a Pecha berry so far up your ass and then cry. After I have finished crying you will be super repelled.
Rule 3: No one but me is allowed to use Attract or Cute Charm on my blog.
You may want people to be infatuated by your own blog or little webstore but you shall not do it in the comments. If you have a nice Pokémon blog and you want me to highlight it, feel free to contact me and we can do a collaboration or an interview or something neat, but without me, you will not self promote yourself. If you do.. I will release you faster into the wild then Ash released all his friends.
Rule 4: Even though I am not an native english speaker, that will be the language setting for our little blog game. Comments in another language , when funny enough I might try to translate and post it for you, if I understand.. but if I am not able to I will treat them like a Missing.No and ignore it before letting it glitch out my blog.
Rule 5: Never EVER post personal information like email or phone numbers or actual addresses in the comments, if I ever will be able to host a giveaway that will not be the way to apply, same goes for using actual names of people if you know or whatever. In here we all like and want to be Unown.
Rule 6: A comment will only be a comment if it is at least is to some bit toppical. Do not post “Yay I bought a new Bikini” when I am talking about my opinion about Dynamax, though you will be allowed to comment you bought a new hat, when discussing Pikachu hats.
I do not have enough Lum Berries to keep fixing confusion, so non contextual comments will just be blocked from appearing because if I ever have fans, I would be an insta bitch if they hurt themselves in confusion.
And with that my first post here is done, do leave a like and a little post if you have enjoyed reading this, actual content will soon , as I plan to nourish this little blog, like a nicely potted Sunkern. Who knows what may sprout.
Until we read again my litlle monsters, have fun and stay pink!