Hello my Island Guests! I wrote this thing when it was really hot! A little something different from my usual stories! No Titles, no chapters! Just a small bardic verse about an unlikely hero! With a bit of inspiration from books i have never read! Also with a bit of Bananya in mind! I just watched that show before writing this and maybe it messed me up a bit!
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Our story begins with a girl who is really nice,
she is the pink manager of a place called paradise!
While her blog felt so pleasant and continued to thrive,
Pinkie had some difficulty adapting to the heat in real life!
But make no mistake, this isn’t a story about Pinkie in the end!
No this is the tale of her very special friend!
You say when day Pinkie was so hot she, she melted to her seat.
When she yelled out! “Omg my drink is now boiling in this heat!’
She was crying in panic “I am going to die of thirst”
When we meet our protagonist, even if this encounter wasn’t their first!
Suddenly an egg sat down on the table looking kawaii as fuck!
Daiyobu! It said to girl hugging her duck!
Pinkie sparkled and said ‘Thank Arceus, Tamago Tomodachi it is you’
The egg smiled back at her and said “Hi Pinkie, it’s nice to see you too!’
He then picked up an ice cube.. he had used as a stool!
He dropped it in Pinkie’s drink which now again was cool!
Which she used to cool herself, with gulps so big and greedy!
“Thank you Tamago Tomodachi.. you just helped the needy!”
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
Yes you are my best egg friend!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
You are with me till the end!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
Thank you for keeping drinks cool!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
Oh yes my friend, you rule!
Yet it was not over, Pinkie still was melted to her seat and could not run!
When suddenly she began colouring all red from the sun!
The girl tried to dive away, whining “Oh no! That shade of pink is not on brand!”
Her Egg friend swiped away some sweat and said “It’s okay I understand”
He then threw some plushies and pillows of the couch to build himself a ramp!
He then rolled of that slope and nearly smashed himself on a lamp!
Yet Pinkie would boil.. that much was certain,
If our egg friend would fail to reach the curtain!
So he pushed himself on and bravely rolled and zoomed across the floor,
until he finally done it! He reached the balcony door!
The curtain was there all he needed now was to pull it the right!
Yet this is a feat that is hard to accomplish with egg like might!
Yet if he not do it his friend would soon be completely red!
So he latched on the fabric and began rolling before miss manger was dead!
With an oomph and a sigh the curtain zipped shut,
ass the egg got unborn and landed near Pinkie’s butt.
Both egg, and manager now we’re safe and well!
But Tamago Tomodachi felt a power inside him beginning to swell!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
Yes you are my best egg friend!♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
You are with me till the end!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
Yes you roll at egg like speed!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
Closes curtains in your time of need!
The sun was now shut out, but the war was not yet won!
There was still more out there that had to be done!
Pinkie was still stuck to the couch and had to be freed,
otherwise soon her raw egg friend was all in range for her to eat!
‘Leave me behind Tamago Tomodachi, I’m done take my money and go’
The Egg shook his head and said ‘No my friend… I can not….. just no!’
Girl and Egg then loving held hands,
When the egg got an idea and yelled ‘Pinkie take of your pants’
The manager just plushed and yelled in distress!
‘HENTAI!!! Baka! I do not wear pants I am in a dress’
Tamago Tomodachi sighed ‘I have a plan but you won’t find it sweet’
‘Yet it will certainly help you get back onto your feet’
‘Do it’ said Pinkie mimicking Emperor Palpatine,
And so the egg would go on with his plan even if he wasn’t too keen!
He rolled outside and yelled to the sky!
‘Oh yellow devil, monster of the buzzing nest I summon thee, please come nigh!’
After a meeting, Tamago Tomodachi hopped inside.. as eggs can clearly hop!
He knew this thing would scare his friend..but at least it would do the job!
Moving back to Pinkie, he hopped feeling buzzing but also bloated.
‘Look my friend what I just brought’ said the egg all sugarcoated!
Pinkie gazed at her egg friend with six legs resting on it’s shell.
When Pinkie cried in Terror ‘Tamago Tomodachi.. WHAT THE HELL’
On his head was a wasp , Pinkie’s biggest fright!
Who ripped herself of the couch to flee from this demon with all her might.
The egg them rolled over the wasp, killed it dead by making it flat.
It dusted off it’s kawaii little hands saying ‘Well that takes care of the that’
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
Yes you are my best egg friend!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
You are with me till the end!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
That wasn’t a funny Yolk!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
They are Kowaii , yes these wasp folk!
It was finally over, the day , it was saved!
Egg and girl , many trials they had braved!
Yet Pinkie felt troubled, a feeling so strong,
She looked at the egg and asked “Tamago Tomodachi, is something wrong?’
The egg heaved and sweated as it began to crack.
‘I don’t feel so good Mister Stark’ he said.. ‘I can’t feel my neck’
‘I am Pinkie not mister Stark, you may not be snapped and just have a heat stroke’
The egg just looked at her.. ‘Something is growing inside of me..it hurts..it..’ and then Tamago Tomodachi suddenly broke broke!
‘Holy Crab Cakes’ said Pinkie ‘my best friend just exploded before my eyes’
Pinkie looked shocked.. before adding “Just when I was craving for some omelet with rice!’
Egg shells where everywhere and on her face a single tear,
When “swoosh!” a tug on her dress ‘You should not eat me I’ve been in your fridge for over a year’
Pinkie looked down and saw a white body with a sunshine yellow face with on it a beaming grin!
‘I am here Pinkie, I guess I was never what I appeared on the outside but the good stuff within’
Pinkie softly hugged her friend and said “You are just like a Kinder Egg, just filled with surprises.
And that my dear Island guests was the story on how this protein filled hero rises!
It is also where this weird story now ends!
If you enjoyed my weird outing, please let me know in the comments!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
Yes you are my best egg friend!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
You are with me till the end!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
I really thought you died!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
But thank god you just got fried!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
Yes you are my best egg friend!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
You are with me till the end!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
You really smell quite strong!
♫ Tamago Tomodachi!! ♫
We have been friends for very long!
Pinkie's Paradise 